Requirements:

♥ Excellent wacky dry-ish knowledge-based sense of humor

♥ laugh alot!

♥ Able to play extremely well with others who drink, smoke and recreate outdoors

♥ resident of New York City - pref Manhattan/Brooklyn or maybe Queens if you live on the N line

♥ understand sarcasm

♥ good at and/or really enjoy board games, boat parties, bbqs, Netflix, long makeout sessions, doing cheesy touristy things, walking around the city, rooftop parties, guacamole, social situations, sex and ice cream

♥ Keep your own stuff going on as well, yadda yadda - I stay busy, you should too. Its better- we’ll have stuff to talk about when we get together.

♥ availability to once in a while overnight on weeknights (even if it means one or the other has to leave at the ass-crack of dawn)

♥ availability to sleep in on an occasional weekend, refuse to get out of bed for a few hours, lounge, laze, procrastinate, enjoy each others’ company without hurry to start the day (preferably all on a Sunday Morning)

♥ attractive, im not shallow- without physical attraction, I would just be looking for a friend and I already have those

♥ At least 5’10” - that’s my height, its personal preference, I wont care at all if people shorter than that get pissy.

♥ Absolutely under no circumstances whatsoever can you be homophobic or racist.

 Preferences:

♥ Health conscious but non-judgmental 

♥ Between the ages of 25 and 35 (unless one specific person in England feels like coming to spend the rest of summer with me then I will make an exception for him because his age just makes him sexier to me)

♥ Live on the N, D or R line

♥ off of work on weekends

Disqualifiers:

♦ Absolutely under no circumstances whatsoever can you be homophobic or racist.

♦ Must have no qualms about having your picture taken. I am a make-believe photographer, I have an ace camera, you do the math.

♦ No Minors. You are children.

♦ Cannot be older than my parents. Its personal preference and a comfort issue and I don’t care who I offend.

♦ Never ever EVER EVER ask me to pretend that nothing is going on between us. I refuse to pretend that I mean nothing and am no one. I will not spend a summer as your closeted booty call contact.

♦ Don’t get offended if I do call you for a booty call, I’ll never deny it happened and I’ll probably brag.

This is pretty much all I’m asking for. I don’t know if it seems like a lot or not. This is an amazing city- the best in the world, in my opinion, and it’s going to be a beautiful fall full of amazing opportunities and I would like someone to share it with (also sex). Not sure if I can be more up front and honest here, but if you have any questions, just email them to me and I’ll respond. Thanks.

EDIT: I may occasionally add to or subtract from this list whenever I want.

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